I was going to attempt to be witty, but it's not often if ever I actually have the moral high ground. Thus I'll just say I thought you may have needed help with the definition of facetious as the text had another long word that you obviously understood, but couldn't quite grasp for use in everyday life. As to why your only defence for you statement summed up to, 'Yes I'm a ****' I couldn't possibly comment on. But I have to admit, it was apt. Edit: Sorry I took so long to reply, I was having a crap.