OK....before anyone jumps me I'm just having fun and I am writing in satire. I dont wanna put the whole thing in green. Boy meets girl...He's 25 she is 20. They marry. She's hotter than a lost blonde at a business convention and he has a future brighter than Jack Nicholsons idiot spawn. 3 years later she gets pregnant. She fattens up. He fattens up with her. 5 years later she stopped eating, he hasnt. Now her handsome prince is within two cheeseburgers of needing stitchies. In light of that she says fuck it, I'll join him. Now they have a 4 year old that is beginning to look and act more and more like them, much to their secret dismay. to be continued ...