[grosqueneen]

I get sick of my woman complaining about her weight. I've just started to reply with "moo". Or when she sighs and says "I'm fat" I just look at her and say "yup". One time she asked too many times in a day and I told her "you know what. If I really cared I'd be banging your sister. Stop complaining."

I've found that by answering yes to the "am I fat" question saves lots of time and they don't bother asking it again that day. Its really a pointless question anyway. Its like the penis size issue. Size doesn't matter. No matter how what size it is he's going to roll over and fall asleep afterwards.