haha lol... Actually our Darul Iftaa has a well over 100 page recorded correspondence on shares and stocks... the correspondence is between the Ulama discussing the permissibility or impermissibility of it.. but you can tell from the flames on the cover of this booklet that Darul Iftaa rules it impermissible InshAllah I will post the link for it.. Debate on Shares Appendix A Appendix B Appendix C