I remember visiting a mall in Langkawi , Malaysia with my wife and a very good looking but dense sales girl comes up to us trying to promote a certain ' Herbal product ' for men . She asked me ' When are you planning to have a baby ? ' I started asking her if she was married and ended up proposing her to be my second wife on the shop floor. To make it more convincing I advertised my financial worth and even chipped in a line how the product she was selling would become useful. The face of my wife and the sales girl was a image worth it . Of course my wife knew I was joking all along but still needed some time to cool off. Chill out and don't take life so seriously and the people around you in these kind of situations.