How is his premise wrong? If anything, he's using your premise to demonstrate the incoherency of your argument. Honest question - are you a native English speaker? Your're following the Maliki madh-hab because, in your own words, "I am like why would Allah punish me for wanting to speak to Him in my language.... "! Allah is able to do all things - that's a fact. We are servants; we have no choice but to obey. Allah does not have needs nor motives in commanding or prohibiting anything. Again, that's a fundamental principle of 'aqidah. The only way a madh-hab would be more reasonable than another would be based on its principles in deriving rulings as well as, perhaps, its stage of development. Whatever you think Allah would/should do is utterly irrelevant, to put it in the politest of terms. If Allah willed, he could kill us all. Dhulm is relative. Another honest question - are you ash'ari?