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Konservir
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Here's a joke for you all (especially the brother who wrote about missionaries targeting poor people)... I don't know who originally wrote this but I read it in Turkish and couldn't resist sharing it here so here it is in English (no offense intended):
Temel at the Vatican
While walking around the Vatican, Temel spots a very long line up of people.
He approaches a person and asks: "what is everyone in line for?" and learns that the line goes all the way around, to the Church, and that the Vatican is selling heaven piece-by-piece for $1,000.
Temel follows the line to the church and says to the attendants at the door: "I want to buy hell."
The attendants reply "we can't do that, we aren't selling hell, if you want a piece of heaven - get in line." But Temel is persistent and insists on purchasing hell. When the attendants are unable to dissuade Temel, they go in and talk to the pope about the situation. The pope laughs and instructs the attendants to go to Temel and ask him how much he is willing to pay for all of hell.
So, the attendants return to the door and ask Temel. He replies "I'll give $10,000 for it."
The pope calls Temel inside and has him sign the necessary paperwork to finalize the sale of hell for $10,000 and laughs as he sends Temel on his way out.
Once outside, Temel turns to the people who have been waiting in line for days, waiting to purchase a piece of heaven. He shows them the bill of sale and says: "Hey people, I purchased all of hell, you no longer have to wait in line to purchase heaven, you may now disperse..."
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What do you think happened next?
Well, ever since heaven sales have dropped to zero, the pope and his people have been trying to buy hell back from Temel. Temel is insisting on $1,000,000.
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