السلام عليكم Brother, I know you were trying to illustrate a point that too at the cost of mocking number of aspect of sunnah/deen. I am in fact angry at you as a brother that so carelessly you penned down these words. You see spittle when directed upwards fall flat on face. One should be careful expressing seemingly ordinary utterance but liable accountable on a dire day. There is a Hadith perhps you are aware with similar inference.