[gundas]

Salam colonel sahab,

I have a few questions for you:

WHats your real Name?

Its not the Name, its the rank which matters:

WHat Masjid do you go to?

Sayyidina Abu Huraira (RA) reported that the Messenger of Allah said: I have been given superiority over the other prophets in six respects;

1. I have been given words which are concise but comprehensive in meaning;
2. I have been helped by terror (in the hearts of enemies);
3. Spoils have been made lawful to me:
4. The whole earth has been made for me into a (Masjid) place of worship;
5. I have been sent to all mankind
6. and the line of prophets is closed with me.

[Saheeh Bukhari]

Are you mufti,shaykh, or maulana?

These are my people and I attended their Darul-uloom.