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**bonyclayd** · 07-02-2011, 05:18 PM

good one.
I had two mangoes today after Fajr. Together they must have weighed half a kg. I did not get any such felicitious thoughts. Was the fault in the mango or the mango eater?

Assalaamoalaykum-w-w
MANGO EATING PERSONALITY-
Doc are you one of those gross mango eaters all slurpy and noisy with juices running down the sides into the depth of the beard, flies all over( chewing one or two-- adding flavour)
OR
one of those super squeaky clean surgical type, with gloves and surgical knife, precisely measuring the mango, then cutting off the (Chep...) part you know the umbilical cord, scar and then turning it over then starting with the stomach, mockingly, first then holding gently with the..... TO BE CONTINUED......

07-02-2011, 05:18 PM	#10
bonyclayd Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 671 Senior Member	good one. I had two mangoes today after Fajr. Together they must have weighed half a kg. I did not get any such felicitious thoughts. Was the fault in the mango or the mango eater? Assalaamoalaykum-w-w MANGO EATING PERSONALITY- Doc are you one of those gross mango eaters all slurpy and noisy with juices running down the sides into the depth of the beard, flies all over( chewing one or two-- adding flavour) OR one of those super squeaky clean surgical type, with gloves and surgical knife, precisely measuring the mango, then cutting off the (Chep...) part you know the umbilical cord, scar and then turning it over then starting with the stomach, mockingly, first then holding gently with the..... TO BE CONTINUED......
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