Asalaamu alaikum, brothers and sisters. I was wondering what the most common misconceptions about Islam you hear are. And how do you handle them? Sometimes, as a new revert, I have a lot of trouble refuting the nasty things people say to me because I don't have enough knowledge to do it right and my emotions at the moment can make it worse, astaghfirallah. And on a lighter note- what's the funniest thing you've heard regarding your faith (especially if you live in a Western country)?