Asslamo Allaikum, 1) A young Nervous Maulana said in his Jummuah Bayan, "And Fir'aun consulted his Astronauts (Read Astrologers) who told him that a boy will be born in Bani-Israel who will destory your kingdom). 2) One of the well-known Deobandi Maulanas come to Birmingham and a brother placed his tape-recorders next to Hazrat and pressed PLAY instead of RECORD; out came "Chaiyya-Chaiyya" by this time: a) he was half-way through the Masjid going back; so he had to turn around try to stop it and instead of muting, he made the volume even louder! b) Hazrat (RA) had already started "Nah-Madudo-Wanu-Salli-Ala..." Imagine listening to "Chaiyya-Chaiyya" with a Maulana and the Maulana simply sits on teh Mimbar while everyone is shocked and paralysed and unable to move This brother is one of the most pious people I know and his crime was that he had borrowed a cassette from someone to tape over!