I need the iPad because it is an iPad. What are all those other things that look like iPads? Are they iPads? I need the iPad4 with the bigger geebees. Transf... Xoo...Galax.. what? I don't understand what you are saying about those other iPads that don't look like the iPad. Will you come to my home every weekend to setup my wifi? I need the iPad now. Hello! Hello! Should I buy the $69 hard-shell case? Give me the iPad now. I need the $89 iKeyboard and the $849 iDesk because I have to look at Pinterest a lot and then tell my hundreds of Facebook friends what they should be looking at on Pinterest. My friend says her iPad talks to her. Will you make my iPad talk to me and tell it to tell me that I am beautiful? I also need the iTripod because I like to stand in my backyard and take award-winning photographs of my neighbour's trees. Will the 720x digital zoom on the iPad make my pictures good enough to submit to National Geographic? Do you have an open-box iPad4 for cheaper? Can I exchange the open-box iPad4 for a shiny, new iPad and still pay the open-box price? Bring me the iPad now. Can I pay for my iPad using an app that you can install on my iPad? Is it a free app? I need the app to be HD and have 5.1 DTS.