[petrarkaponye]

"North Korea's campaign does not mention any rules for women and gives no explanation as to why their long hair would not result in reduced brain activity."

Because women don't need to worry about oxygen loss to the nerves in their head because it doesn't require much intelligence to cook, clean, and say "yes, dear."

BEFORE ANYONE KILLS ME, I'M JOKING!

Besides, my wife will kill me for this one without your help, so sayonara everyone, it was nice knowing you...