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Now see here, you bulbous, flap-mouthed, ass-barnacle! Keep trying, you're bound to hit a funny combination eventually!
If you can tear yourself away from your sister long enough, ... Never had a sister. Keep trying though, I'll feel insulted sooner or later I'm sure!
... you'll realize that Your ilk lacks the cranial capacity to appreciate such befuddling concepts as "humor." I would be willing to bet that my ilk is smarter than your entire pack! Fools such as yourself do run in packs don't they? Perhaps it's herds. I don't usually have much to do with fools such as yourself, so I can't remember. As far as humor is concerned, I've seen you post an awful lot of things that were trivial, inflammatory, or just plain stupid, but not much in the way of humor.
It is furthermore a widely know concept that Texans are not the brightest of God's little gem collection, so therefore as far as conversations go,
We see a ever shrinking cloud of wonderfully concise colloquialisms which are a prime example of your state IQ factors: http://www.rice.edu/armadillo/Texas/talk.html Now that's a pretty entertaining piece! Of course, the difference between you and I is that I may use colloquialisms because they are fun. You, on the other hand, continually spout idiocy because you are totally incapable of raising your thought level above your pitiful grasping for attention.
You're the kind of man that one would use as a blueprint to build a Jackass.
In fact, were one to switch your brain and that of a Jackass, the Jackass
I wonder if you still love nature, despite of what it did to you? Huh?
If that's the best you can do for independent thought, you should definitely stick to repeating things that you find during your lonely and aimless wandering around the internet. That last attempt at insult was just pathetic, unless it was aimed at gaining yourself sympathy for your obvious mental handicap.