[Thunderzee]

Hmm...let me see if I can make kendo variations of momma jokes...

Yo momma's so ugly, when she put on bogu I couldn't tell the difference

Yo momma's so nasty she sands her shinai with her fingernails

Yo momma's so fat you use the back of her neck as a shinai bag

Yo momma's so fat whenever she does fumikomi she gets a hansoku for unecessary force

Yo momma's so ugly she got a hansoku for taking off her men

Yo momma's so fat when I hit her do I broke the food chain

Man, I have too much time on my hands...