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**gundorana** · 08-22-2006, 02:08 PM

Fry: Why would a robot need to drink?
Bender: I don't need to drink, I can quit any time I want

God: Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket.
Bender: Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money.
God: Yes, if he makes it look like an electrical thing. If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Bender: Bending's my middle name.
Fry: It is?
Bender: Yes. It's Bender Bending Rodriguez.

Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

Inspector: Well, you have two options, either you come in peace, and prepare to be dissected. Or, if you come to take over our planet, we surrender.
Zoidberg: A win win scenario! Who cares! I'm meeting new people!

Fry: Hey, you have no right to criticize the 20th century. We gave the world the light bulb, the steam boat and the cotton gin.
Leela: Those things are all from the 19th century.
Fry: Yeah, well, they probably just copied us.

08-22-2006, 02:08 PM	#10
gundorana Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 502 Senior Member	Fry: Why would a robot need to drink? Bender: I don't need to drink, I can quit any time I want God: Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket. Bender: Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money. God: Yes, if he makes it look like an electrical thing. If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. Bender: Bending's my middle name. Fry: It is? Bender: Yes. It's Bender Bending Rodriguez. Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you? Inspector: Well, you have two options, either you come in peace, and prepare to be dissected. Or, if you come to take over our planet, we surrender. Zoidberg: A win win scenario! Who cares! I'm meeting new people! Fry: Hey, you have no right to criticize the 20th century. We gave the world the light bulb, the steam boat and the cotton gin. Leela: Those things are all from the 19th century. Fry: Yeah, well, they probably just copied us.
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