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**Zpxbawtz** · 08-11-2006, 06:14 PM

Here in the Ohio suburbs, we don't have to really worry about getting assaulted by a guy with a knife...

But those of you who live in places which you may have to worry about something like that...how do you go about preparing yourself when you walk out the door? Do you carry mace or some sort of collapsable club or just good running shoes?

Speaking about suburbs and robbery...

This Burgler goes off to this posh neighbourhood and breaks into a home. Its dark and no one is in. As he makes his way into the living room he hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you."

He freezes...peering into the gloom he see's nothing. But then he hears the voice again.

"Jesus is watching you."

He then calls out, "Who's there?"

"Moses. I'm Moses."

Flicking on the light switch, he see's a Parrot in front of him.

"Haha...so you must be Moses."

"Yes." Says the Parrot.

"Hahaha...What kind of person call's a Parrot Moses?" asks the relieved Burgler.

"Oh, the same kinda person who calls their Rottweiler Jesus." replies the Parrot.

08-11-2006, 06:14 PM	#17
Zpxbawtz Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 660 Senior Member	Here in the Ohio suburbs, we don't have to really worry about getting assaulted by a guy with a knife... But those of you who live in places which you may have to worry about something like that...how do you go about preparing yourself when you walk out the door? Do you carry mace or some sort of collapsable club or just good running shoes? Speaking about suburbs and robbery... This Burgler goes off to this posh neighbourhood and breaks into a home. Its dark and no one is in. As he makes his way into the living room he hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." He freezes...peering into the gloom he see's nothing. But then he hears the voice again. "Jesus is watching you." He then calls out, "Who's there?" "Moses. I'm Moses." Flicking on the light switch, he see's a Parrot in front of him. "Haha...so you must be Moses." "Yes." Says the Parrot. "Hahaha...What kind of person call's a Parrot Moses?" asks the relieved Burgler. "Oh, the same kinda person who calls their Rottweiler Jesus." replies the Parrot.
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