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Another random tangent but here's a funny story...

A story was in the news a few months ago in Tokyo. A theif broke into a building one night not knowing it was a sumo stable. He wasn't going anywhere after one of the sumo guys who couldn't sleep pinned him and basically sat on him until the police came to take him in... That was a great story...

Note to theives: know where you are breaking into before doing so...