[DenisMoor]

Worst movies ever,

Titanic - Although it had a great twist at the end, The boat sinks! Wow who'd a guess it. Shi*e of the first order. Minus 500 stars.

Requiem for a dream - Bag'o'shite, Bunch of "cool" druggies have a bad time because they spend all their money on injecting their eyes with hallucinogenic love drugs. Guy you don't care about loses his arm, cute girl out of Labyrinth has to put stuff up her ars* for cash. Now 2 hours of that would have been a movie and a half but no they had to be all "cool" and send a message to a disenfranchised generation. Utter pish. Minus 305 stars, even with that cute chick out of Labyrinth.

Closer - Brit chick flick with that fella out of ITV's Chancer in it. Bunch of London rich kids have a tragic time with their relationships. Had they just stopped shag*ing everyone and then moaning about it their lives would have been much easier. Went to see it with a lady friend whom was so traumatised by the experience that she was forced to join me in a violent drinking session in the vane hope that we could forget the horror that i had just forked out a tenner to watch. Total W*nk. No numbers currently availble that represent how many stars this movie has'nt got.