[adunnyByday]

Hey Omnis, you need more practise being a pyro. Fires are surprisingly hard to light unless it's pine needles, eucalyptus, or the agricultural college across the road. At one of the sites Ive been working at recently we had a bottle of diesel next to the wood stove that we would light every night - it heated the water for showers and we had to cook on it. And of course the diesel was in a clear fruit juice bottle. What else woud you put it in?
One morning the guys were making bacon and ggs and went to pour some oil on the pan and just happened to pour on diesel instead. Ive never seen eggs flambe'ed before, but wow...