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**Ruiceara** · 10-19-2006, 05:00 PM

What's the absolute worst/best pickup lines you have ever used?
Or, failing that, what are some of the worst/best ones you can think of?

Here's some of mine: (Uncrumples dusty age-worn notebook)
Pledge: I swear to you that the following lines have seen actual combat action.
They also shared one remarkable trait:
NONE OF THEM HAVE EVER WORKED!!!
Ahem!...

1. "Do you have a boyfriend?"
(If yes, move on to next female)
(If no, in a very coy voice say

"Do want one?"

2. "If I kissed you, would you run away?
(If yes, attempt the action.)
(If no, shrug your shoulders and say: Meh! You don't know what you are missing, sister!")

3. Walk up to the girl at the bar, and stare at her eyes, and say "You're Hot!" Then proceed to tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue. NOTE: It invariably helps if you actually practice this skill beforehand, and that most importantly, you can even DO THIS.

4. Frisbee line.
Toss a Frisbee at the object of your affection.
Make sure it lands near her. Ensure you do NOT hit her, and never do this at a bar. Then walk over, and ask for it back. (Then do #1 and #3 mixed.)
NOTE: Keep a trunk full of Frisbees as many chicks tend to not give the damn things back after you make your move.

5. Walk around the Disco and ask chicks to dance.
It's a numbers game. You'll get 99 rejections, but stay there long enough and as they get more and more schlotzed, you WILL eventually get luckeh! Heh. Which reminds me: Last call is like low tide, and all the leftover fishehs are a ripe for the wooin' heh. (So one would think.)

Anyhow,
As stated, no surprise that none of these EVER got a reaction, not even from drunk desperate chicks with no ride home, and a wooden leg, and an eye patch...

So what's some of yours?
Share the wealth!

10-19-2006, 05:00 PM	#1
Ruiceara Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 492 Senior Member	Worst pickup lines. What's the absolute worst/best pickup lines you have ever used? Or, failing that, what are some of the worst/best ones you can think of? Here's some of mine: (Uncrumples dusty age-worn notebook) Pledge: I swear to you that the following lines have seen actual combat action. They also shared one remarkable trait: NONE OF THEM HAVE EVER WORKED!!! Ahem!... 1. "Do you have a boyfriend?" (If yes, move on to next female) (If no, in a very coy voice say "Do want one?" 2. "If I kissed you, would you run away? (If yes, attempt the action.) (If no, shrug your shoulders and say: Meh! You don't know what you are missing, sister!") 3. Walk up to the girl at the bar, and stare at her eyes, and say "You're Hot!" Then proceed to tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue. NOTE: It invariably helps if you actually practice this skill beforehand, and that most importantly, you can even DO THIS. 4. Frisbee line. Toss a Frisbee at the object of your affection. Make sure it lands near her. Ensure you do NOT hit her, and never do this at a bar. Then walk over, and ask for it back. (Then do #1 and #3 mixed.) NOTE: Keep a trunk full of Frisbees as many chicks tend to not give the damn things back after you make your move. 5. Walk around the Disco and ask chicks to dance. It's a numbers game. You'll get 99 rejections, but stay there long enough and as they get more and more schlotzed, you WILL eventually get luckeh! Heh. Which reminds me: Last call is like low tide, and all the leftover fishehs are a ripe for the wooin' heh. (So one would think.) Anyhow, As stated, no surprise that none of these EVER got a reaction, not even from drunk desperate chicks with no ride home, and a wooden leg, and an eye patch... So what's some of yours? Share the wealth!
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