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Worst pickup lines.
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10-19-2006, 06:30 PM
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Mjypksun
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this lines actually WORKED to me, this kind of things are the things that u r suposed not to do, but to me it works fien, i dunno why...
me: hi do you wanna dance?
her: hmm nope, sorry.
me: comme on! im not gonna bite you...hard. okok, may be a little bit hard but it wont hurt you ... too much...
her: hmmm ok...
me: hi, do u wanna dance?
her: hmmm nope
me: ok, u miss it
her: what do YOU know about missing something??
me: its difficoult to compare, but for sure i dont know about it as MUCH as you do!
her: are u sure?... (kinky look)
me: we'll see
(this is the best one)
me: hi, do you wanna dance?
her: hmmmm (indecicive look) ahm im sorry but...
me: (interrupting what ever she was gonna say) oh comme on! you already said yes! i notice by your smile
her: yes but...
me (taking her by the hand) great! so lets go!
..... while dancing...
her: (after a very kinky nasty dance) usually i dont dannce with man
me: ehm... why?
her: I only dance with girls, coz i like girls (lesbian) not guys...
me: and, why are u dancing with me?
her: ehmmm ahh... hmmm... well, i dont know...
me: THATS OK, IM NOT JEALOUS (!!!!!!)
of course there was a lot of boring instant aceptance, and olso a lot of instant rejection... but thats boring to tell
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