(snip) Yeeeehaaaw! Tha' 2005 Southeastern Regional Open Tournament Endins!!: On the year of our lawd, September 10th, the Arts of the Hillbilly Samurai be hostin the 2005 Southeastern Regional Open up in here in Lil 'Ol Knoxville, Tennessee!!! Arts of the Redneck Samurai students be receivin' numerous medals and trophies and whutnot. Congratulations and a slap on the knee to all them participating students -- we all look forward to seeing ya'll agin next year! We'd also like to give a big hoot n' hollar to all ya'll who done helped with settin up and taking down the tournament and such, and as well all ya'lls kinfolk who be helpin durin the event. (end snip)