[Siliespiriulk]

hmmm.. no radioactive ore unfortunately, but I have heard that asbestos is the best thing to wear to get the green eye beams, and luck with the ladies. You can just sniff it, unlike the phiten crap they "Weave into stockings for massage effect". What a load.

However, when it comes to using radioactive substances to engergise your bioelectric hoosiwhatsists, you should both eat AND strap yellowcake to your abovementioned genitals, whilst standing on your head naked, screaming the "Im a happy little vegemite" song in your local park. That has been proven to have the best effect.

This information is from the latest and most reliable research.