[joe-salton]

the energies in and around your head dont require the bracelet. the only way to truly become a master of your own mind, and achieve superpowers, is a pyramid shaped structure, made from a special material that looks alot like tinfoil, but trust me, it isnt. and only I can make them. really. it isnt just tinfoil.

order your pyramid shaped head containers now! fits right op top of your men! you'll be able to kiai your oppent to death at ultrahigh frequensies so only dogs and cats would hear it, followed by blood dripping out of their ears, and them not surviving. so dont practice near your favorite household pet. unless its deaf. make sure he isnt pretending to be deaf though. put the pyramid shaped container on your dogs head and call hit mother a bitch, due to the pyramid shaped container he will understand you. unless he's really deaf. then its ok. there's a test for ya.

dont forget to stick your feet it empty kleenex boxes while you're at it. they make great fumikomi. Also put some of my tinf.. special material over your tsuba, the magnetic force wont allow your opponents shinai near you. its so powerfull it even effects bamboo.

so order now! Ive got loads of tinfoil, I mean, special stuff waiting for all of you!