[Proodustommor]

I know London is fine - especially in the proper parts away from the centre; which I loathe with a passion.

I have a few good friends down there and have had some fantastic nights out in Camden and Covent Garden. Went to the Comedy Store or Club or something at Camden Lock with a large group of friends a few years back and nearly got ejected by the fattest bloke in Christendom because we were not laughing in the right places. apparently they were filming that night and because we were joking amongst ourselves our laughter was unsynch'd with the jokes.

Do you remember Roy Walker who did Catchphrase - his son was on and was very funny; certainly funnier than his old man. I had a chat with him in the bogs after his set - funny how men talk whilst having a pee.