[Gromiaaborn]

wait a minute.... your flag is SWISS... therefore you are a VERY southern poofter and would do kendo rules like these:

all bogu to be 190 metres thick (usually concrete) to absorb any accidental impact.
no weapons of any description, ESPECIALLY those nasty shinai things, to be used within 500 metres of another poofter.
If a shinai is accidentally picked up, it must be made out of foam, (preferably shaving foam...)
first one to cry real tears is the winner.
Your mother must be on hand in case you need a shoulder to cry on, and also to beg the opponent to leave her kid alone.
you must always bring a note to excuse you from training.
your dad must not be harder/bigger/better than his dad.

This is a summary of course of London rules kendo. It excludes sueing and libel actions....


when he regains conciousness? NOBODY regains conciousness in a Northern dojo..you would have been beaten to death on the floor for falling over!