[Zhgpavye]

How about this...

There is an article in the New York times saying that unsaturated fats in foods like stuff made by Frito Lay can help to curb heart disease. At least that is the label they are going to start putting on their packaging. So now you can eat all the doritos, chips, tostitos, etc to your hearts content so you can stop heart disease...

Who cares if I can't leave my house because I am too fat, at least I won't get heart disease.