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**ZIDouglas** · 04-28-2007, 10:09 AM

I had to evolve some amazing kata interpretations to work in my room.

Mae: Kneel, nukitsuke, pick up broken alarm clock, shuffle backwards to allow for kirioroshi, cut! Admire new dent in cieling, turn 90* left to allow ochiburi, noto looking backwards so saya doesn't smack off chair. Don't bother stepping back or standing up, you'll only damage something.

You shall perform three kata, and three shall be the number of kata you can do, the ski in tsuka ate is too dangerous. thou shalt not perform mae or ushiro, unless immediately proceeding to a very very low uke nagashi. Kesa giri is right out!

Monty Katana and the quest for the Holy sake cup.

Incidently anyone seen the japanese dub translated back into english on the special features? feckin brilliant.

04-28-2007, 10:09 AM	#6
ZIDouglas Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 472 Senior Member	I had to evolve some amazing kata interpretations to work in my room. Mae: Kneel, nukitsuke, pick up broken alarm clock, shuffle backwards to allow for kirioroshi, cut! Admire new dent in cieling, turn 90* left to allow ochiburi, noto looking backwards so saya doesn't smack off chair. Don't bother stepping back or standing up, you'll only damage something. You shall perform three kata, and three shall be the number of kata you can do, the ski in tsuka ate is too dangerous. thou shalt not perform mae or ushiro, unless immediately proceeding to a very very low uke nagashi. Kesa giri is right out! Monty Katana and the quest for the Holy sake cup. Incidently anyone seen the japanese dub translated back into english on the special features? feckin brilliant.
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