And yet another use for a Bokken: Homer: [taunting] Bart and Lisa have to go to school, while I get to stay at home, naah naah nah naah naah. Lisa: I like school. Homer: Well, why don't you live at it, then? Lisa: [drolly] I would if I could. Bart: Not me, sister. When I grow up I want to be a lardo on workman's comp, just like Dad. [Imagines an older, superfat Bart lying on a bed with media people all around him.] [Southern accent] I wash myself with a rag on a stick. [The media applauds.]