[PilotVertolet]

i heard that one in a bar a couple of years ago... but it went like this (this really happened, but im using your joke to make it more.. humm graphical):

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

and some drunk guy at the end of the bar said "I wanna toast too!, Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of YOUR wife!"


as you can imagine... the bloodbath begun...