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**carreraboyracer** · 04-19-2007, 04:39 PM

An Irishman, an Italian and a Jew went skydiving.
The Irishman went out first and, after a bit of a free fall, pulled his ripcord to open his chute. It deployed nicely and he began to float to earth.
The Italian jumped but when he pulled his ripcord, nothing happened. His emergency chute also failed to open and down like a rock he went.
The Jew jumped only to suffer the same fate as the Italian. Neither his primary nor his emergency chutes deployed and down like a rock he went.

The Irishman, seeing his mates pass him by, shucks off his harness saying "SO, IT'S A RACE IS IT?"

04-19-2007, 04:39 PM	#9
carreraboyracer Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 418 Senior Member	An Irishman, an Italian and a Jew went skydiving. The Irishman went out first and, after a bit of a free fall, pulled his ripcord to open his chute. It deployed nicely and he began to float to earth. The Italian jumped but when he pulled his ripcord, nothing happened. His emergency chute also failed to open and down like a rock he went. The Jew jumped only to suffer the same fate as the Italian. Neither his primary nor his emergency chutes deployed and down like a rock he went. The Irishman, seeing his mates pass him by, shucks off his harness saying "SO, IT'S A RACE IS IT?"
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