stolen from another forum, thx for the chuckle Belle! No clue on how true these are, but they are funny all the same. TOP 8 MORONS OF 2006 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence. 2. etc!