[XKAgustin]

Easter is the day when Zombie Jesus rose from the grave to feast on the brains of the living;

So then it logically follows that we must then commemorate this glorious, paranormal event, by biting the heads off of chocolate bunnies, and consuming hard boiled eggs soaked in food coloring.


What does this mean, you say?
Simple:
Proof that human beings, as a species, are quite insane.