[risyGreeple]

I took the Family to a Chinese Buffet for Easter.
Thye secret is to go in the mid-morning when all the goodie-goddies are at Church still.
I sat for two and a half hours eating Snow Crab after Snow Crab legs and NOTHING ELSE!
(except a small plate of Mayonaise Shrimp) Gaaaa! YUm!)
The Waiters started getting annoyed, and the chef even came out and gave me the evil eye.
What's the big deal!
It SAID all you can eat on your sign out front, and Darn it, I LOVE SNOW CRAB!
I DON"T CARE IF NO ONE ELSE GETS ANY!
NOT...MY....PROBLEMO!
Still, Crab Fishing being what it is...I wonder how many sailors met a watery end so I could gorge myself on Sea-going Spider-Cousins!?


I am such as Ba$tard..