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**kimaddison** · 09-14-2007, 08:54 AM

You got beat in a tight space?

What, like the back of a Volkswagen?

(Yessss, Mallrats, what an awesome movie!!)

If you get challenged into a fight again use this line:

"I'd do it, but I pulled my back at humping your mom last night. Neetch!."

Then run

(Yes, I love stoner movies too)

On a more serious note, some of the advice given here is a bit worrying. Sorry about barking the newbie rule, but I find it strange that someone will go into that much detail about an assault, is not a thing to boast about in detail. The assaulter was a stoner?, I would find a heroin addict a bit more credible.

You want good self-defence advice?: remove yourself from the situation.

What is this "I know it will happen again?", I hope you don't go around picking fights, do you?

09-14-2007, 08:54 AM	#33
kimaddison Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 414 Senior Member	You got beat in a tight space? What, like the back of a Volkswagen? (Yessss, Mallrats, what an awesome movie!!) If you get challenged into a fight again use this line: "I'd do it, but I pulled my back at humping your mom last night. Neetch!." Then run (Yes, I love stoner movies too) On a more serious note, some of the advice given here is a bit worrying. Sorry about barking the newbie rule, but I find it strange that someone will go into that much detail about an assault, is not a thing to boast about in detail. The assaulter was a stoner?, I would find a heroin addict a bit more credible. You want good self-defence advice?: remove yourself from the situation. What is this "I know it will happen again?", I hope you don't go around picking fights, do you?
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