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**JackieC** · 07-23-2007, 09:03 PM

Funny, I met a lovely young lady recently who asked me the same question. What do I do when I'm not doing kendo?

"Do?" I asked.

"Yes", "You go to kendo two or three times a week. What do you do the rest of the time?"

Boy I wish I had a witty response to that one.

"Well, sometimes I cut down big trees and sometimes I carry rocks around and rearrange them and sometimes I write stuff and, of course I like to sleep and eat and I have three hammocks strategically placed around. Oh, I watch movies and take big pieces of wood and make little pieces of wood. If I'm in the mood, I will take some steel and a plasma cutter and mig welder and make a mess."

"Is that what you mean?"

She looks at me like I'm from another planet.

"Oh yeah, I used to tilt at wildmills a lot." (I decided not to tell her that for 20 years I was a piano player in a whorehouse)

I'm not sure if I'm scoring points or not.

07-23-2007, 09:03 PM	#4
JackieC Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 416 Senior Member	Funny, I met a lovely young lady recently who asked me the same question. What do I do when I'm not doing kendo? "Do?" I asked. "Yes", "You go to kendo two or three times a week. What do you do the rest of the time?" Boy I wish I had a witty response to that one. "Well, sometimes I cut down big trees and sometimes I carry rocks around and rearrange them and sometimes I write stuff and, of course I like to sleep and eat and I have three hammocks strategically placed around. Oh, I watch movies and take big pieces of wood and make little pieces of wood. If I'm in the mood, I will take some steel and a plasma cutter and mig welder and make a mess." "Is that what you mean?" She looks at me like I'm from another planet. "Oh yeah, I used to tilt at wildmills a lot." (I decided not to tell her that for 20 years I was a piano player in a whorehouse) I'm not sure if I'm scoring points or not.
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