[LeslieMoran]

And apparently you don't wear clothes or shoes or require heating or use toilet paper or use elastic-trickery or get driven anywhere or have furniture in your bedroom or use bed linen or use soap or any of the thousands of other things most parents provide there kids.

Question: Do they provide you with any pocket money at all?

Wash you neighbour cars. If some enterprising kid offered that round here I'd pay up.