[UncoonsKala]

When I was a teenager I went to France on a school trip and came across a brand of lemonade called P-schitt.

I think they were trying to spell the sound of a fizzy pop bottle being opened but it tickled our adolescent fancy

That's how schweppes got their name

I almost read that as "trickled out our adolescent fanny"

And as for the cone pizza, it's not that strange, kinda like a calzone but wonky.