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**DghtRdc** · 06-20-2007, 02:44 PM

where's the cheat code?

(Sigh)....might as well break the news to him.....
(Lights pipe)
(Places leg upon tree stump and places arm around your shoulder.)

"M'boy.....I'm afraid I've got some rather shocking news for you..
Your mother and I, well, we've tried to protect you all these years, but uh...we feel you're old enough now to finally handle the truth.....

And that truth is.............that when it comes to women...

(looks off pensively into the sunset..)

The truth is........(fights back a bit of mistiness)...

"...There just ain't no cheat codes, boy...in fact....no codes at all!"

(cracks beer)

The good news is, You'll find that this helps!!

06-20-2007, 02:44 PM	#20
DghtRdc Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 517 Senior Member	where's the cheat code? (Sigh)....might as well break the news to him..... (Lights pipe) (Places leg upon tree stump and places arm around your shoulder.) "M'boy.....I'm afraid I've got some rather shocking news for you.. Your mother and I, well, we've tried to protect you all these years, but uh...we feel you're old enough now to finally handle the truth..... And that truth is.............that when it comes to women... (looks off pensively into the sunset..) The truth is........(fights back a bit of mistiness)... "...There just ain't no cheat codes, boy...in fact....no codes at all!" (cracks beer) The good news is, You'll find that this helps!!
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