[Michmant]

A Company In Germany Ordered A Shipment Of Coffee From an English Firm, And While The Coffee Was 'en Route' A Few Bags Split Open, Making It Possible For Rats To Nest In Them.
The German Firm Sent The Following Letter To Their Suppliers…..

Schentelmans,

Der Last Two Pecketches Ve Got From You Of Coffee Vas Mit Rattschidt Gemixt.

Der Coffee May Be Gute Enuff, But Der Ratt Durds Shboils Der Trade.

Ve Did Not See Der Ratshidt In Der Zample Which You Send Us.

It Takes So Much Time To Pik Der Ratt Durds From Der Coffee Dat It’s Hardly Wurt It.

Ve Order Der Coffee Clean Und You Schipt Schid Mixed Mit It.

It Vas Mistake Ja? Ve Like You To Schip Us Der Coffee In Vun Sack, Und Der Rattschidt In Annuder……den Ve Mix It To Suit Der Customer.

Write Blese If Ve Should Keep Der Schidt Und Schip Der Coffee Bek…….or Schip Der Whole Schidden Works Bek.

Ve Vant To Do Right In Dis Madder, But Ve Don’t Like All Dis Rattschidt Bizness.

Mitt Much Respects…..