[Phouepou]

Read Diana Gabaldon's "Outlander" series.

Ye cannae whack it!

Oh, and I love this:

What for maun we thole wee laddies
when they are sic awfu baddies!
For ensample let me save ye
frae a pair like Dod and Davie
wha insteid o tryin harder
to be guid lads, get nae farder;
slee wee deils, they smirck and snicker,
lauchin gars their badness siccar.

Hope I didn't mix anything up there...