Read Diana Gabaldon's "Outlander" series. Ye cannae whack it! Oh, and I love this: What for maun we thole wee laddies when they are sic awfu baddies! For ensample let me save ye frae a pair like Dod and Davie wha insteid o tryin harder to be guid lads, get nae farder; slee wee deils, they smirck and snicker, lauchin gars their badness siccar. Hope I didn't mix anything up there...