[kuzbaslachek]

Something I put on E-Budo a while back:

Upon irt being found out that you do a martial art, you're likely to get bombarded with questions, usually that are completely inappropriate or simply show how much the questioner doesn't know.

Here are some snappy answers to stupid questions about the martial arts I have actually used. Sad, but true...

Are you a ninja?
No, I’m a Gemini.

How many boards can you break?
Dunno, I’ve never been attacked by a tree.
(Note: if the question involves “bricks”, substitute
“house” in
your answer.)

Could you beat Bruce Lee?
I don’t know. Say, why don’t you go and dig up the body so
we can
find out?

Are you better than Steven Segal?
Well, I have better dress sense and fewer marital problems.


Following one of these, the verbal "attacker" usually leaves in disgust