[celddiskend]

I have to totally agree on the bluetooth thing. If anybody on this forum uses one...no apologies, you're a douchebag. I'm standing in-line at the store a couple of days ago, and this lady turns around, stares me directly in the eyes, says "Hey, whats going on?". I asked her "Ummm...do I know you?". Her response- she rolls her eyes and walks away. Thats right lady, YOU should be annoyed with ME. Nothing says 'I need attention. See how important I look?' like a bluetooth. Jerks.

Tribal tats, barbwire tats...God you're an original. If you really want to stand out, take your rebellious nature to the next level with original tats like...

1. A cross.

2. For the ladies, make sure to get a butterfly tat on the small of your back, because nothing else will come close to getting the idea across to others that men frequently have sex with you in the doggie-style position.

3. Kanji. Not just for Japanese school kids any more. Enjoy the snickers as Japanese people witness your forearm kanji tat.

Other things to add to the list...

14. Tapout clothing. Beating somebody up with eight of your friends at the bar, and lifting weights doesn't make you a fighter, and much less...a pro-fighter. Please trade them back in for the Abercrombie shirt you used to wear that was two sizes too small.

15. Glass-packed mufflers. Once in a while, the little tricked out car you see in the parking lot at work can actually go fast. Most of the time though, that incredibly loud weed-eater you keep hearing is a 1988 Honda Civic (V4) with an airplane wing attached where the spoiler should be. Top speed- 70mph.

16. Car brand window stickers. You know what ISN'T a cool car? A '98 Toyota Corolla. So why in the hell do you have a sticker in 18 inch letters on the back window that says "Corolla"? You paid for that? Wow.