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I feel it is my duty to let people know that if they have any of said items or do any of said activities, it doesn't mean YOU aren't cool; you are cool. It just means that "it" is uncool because of the arse ticklers that use them.

e.g. iPhones: cool piece of technology, but the fuds that use them get my juices boiling.
Guitar hero, no way. It's just plain nerdy, has been from the start. Who ever thought playing a likkle plastic fake guitar was cool?? It's just damn good fun! Just don't go thinking that you can play the guitar.... there are more than 5 buttons you know...
Tats: I can't be the only one who thought that George Clooney's tat in Dusk till Dawn was B'dass. I don't have any, i'm clean, but that tatoo was ace. However, it would take someone who enjoys self abuse of the highest degree and of the most frequent occurence to have one.

It's quite funny that a lot of the suggestions are things that I have never seen or even dreamt of in my imagination...

The one thing i think is the most uncool is:
A bunch of web-designing, virgin nerds trying to tell me what is cool.

Really?!!? I've watched Happy Days, i know what cool is... and apparently it is a 40 year old that hangs out with teenagers...