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Old 05-17-2008, 08:04 AM   #34
Bemapayople

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the thing about the Kanji tats that I don't understand is... Why put something on you that most can't read. why take the chance that someone may put the incorrect kanji on you.

My wife told me one new girl in the bank had a tat on her that was the kanji for Devil & woman. when i went to make some deposits, I had to ask the girl what the tat meant & she said in a flirty way, "Bad Girl, if you know what I mean" -- dummy!
Look, it was the mid 80's and it went really well with my Billy Idol haircut.
I got a tattoo that says: "Totally Radical Tubular Bitichin"

Later, when I consulted a real Japanese person, to my utter dismay, I found out that the tattoo actually said:

"This retard with the Billy Idol haircut wants me to put to Kanji on his arm so now I am, but perhaps many years from now when he's regretting what he's done he'll...what's that smell? I think it smells like Cheeseburgers but I don't remember having Cheeseburgers recently..could that be my socks? No, I don't think so. Rene washed them last night with "Forest Mist" Snuggle fabric softener which I hate, as I told her to get the "August Rain" smell when she went to the store last week, but she ALWAYS forgets. Sometimes I think it's because she has issues with men in general. Probably because of her overbearing father. I never really think she got over his Alcoholism. Maybe we should have a talk about our relationship. It may be time to call it quits since the abortion issue, but I think really I'm just not ready for a committed relationship right now. I mean, I've got school, my music, and this tattoo business. Mom wanted me to be a Doctor, but that's just not where my head is at, you know? Oh man..This idiot is looking at me..better add in some extra characters...ok...I..am..a.. complete...tool..there all done."









Jackass.







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