Poodlespit. You northern hemisphere chumps have it all wrong. Christmas is about getting together at someones backyard pool, swimming around with plastic glasses of vino/bundy/champers or beer until youre all wrinkly and pithed. Then you hand around the suncream, cremate a few kilos of lamb and prawns on the BBQ, and yell at any kids leaving the back door open for the flies to get inside.