The little flags before seemed fine to me as identifiers. Now having a billowing one below my name makes feel like I'm supposed to change my sig line to "These colors don't run!", buy a pick-up, and start spouting off conspiracy theories about Ay-rabs and ordering Freedom Fries.
You mean you don't already!!!!!!!!!?
Shotgun. Don't forget the shotgun ... John
...with long horns on the hood on the pickup and confederate flag. HEE HA!